WICKTIMS
6. Avilla Gosling.
Unmarried. Looking for her future
husband in mosh pits at Death Metal concerts.
7. Ariza Blazer. Spanked
her kids with a belt the night before because they wouldn’t turn off their
iPads at bedtime.
8. Arella Jones. Has
been humming Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow” to herself quietly all day long.
9. Mark Burnett. Now
regrets that the last memory his kids will have of him is upending the Monopoly
board after his 8-year-old put a hotel on Park Place.
10. Shannon Creek.
Last thought: who is going to feed my cats?
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