Saturday, January 2, 2016

Overheard at Table 3: Playing Hard-to-Get in the Modern Dating Age

"I've been dating this girl for a couple of months now and she's really cool and I like that she's kinda wild, but the other day I just had to tell her, 'Listen, I am NOT going to send you a picture of my penis, because if you like it, you better put a ring on it ...

"'on my finger that is, not . . . well,'

"God, dating is tough these days."

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