I had heard a great idea yesterday, about writing love letters to your wife. It was all like, rekindle what you used to do to get her, and all about how after years of marriage we husbands slack off and don't treat our wives like the queens we used to treat them.
So I got this card and I went home and I was going to write a something in it about how much I love her and how wonderful she is, and wouldn't you know it, just as I got into the office to start writing, she's suddenly all yelling, "Who left these cookie crumbs in here after I spent all day cleaning this whole house and who spilled the tea and nobody has ANY respect for how hard I work and I'm just sick of everybody" and
it was me who had spilled the crumbs and I suddenly remembered why I don't write love letters to her any more.
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