Cancelled Canciones: Sorry, Stevie, but you're cancelled!
Stevie Nicks: Why?
CC: "Gypsy" is a slur!
SN: You can't cancel me.
CC: Why not?
SN: I'm an actual witch with an enigmatic sexuality except for one famous relationship with a bandmate in the 70s.
CC: Fair enough. You're not cancelled. But just stick to singing "Landslide" and "Gold Dust Woman"
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Cancelled Canciones: April Wine, you're cancelled?
April Wine: Why?
CC: For "Sign of the Gypsy Queen" - "Gypsy" is a slur!
AW: You can't cancel us! We're Canadian.
CC: What does that have to do with anything?
AW: It's harder for Canadians to break into US markets, plus we have a reputation for being SUPER-polite. It would hurt our feelings deeply.
CC: Well, you're still WHITE Canadians, so it applies.
AW: Aw take off, eh!
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I have something to say as well, Slate writer: "Stuff it"
The world is already far too busy, too much noise, light, chaos, battering our senses all time, incessantly, without stop.
Putting down the window shade over a space the size of a sheet of paper when you're at 30,000 feet and there is nothing to see but grey clouds anyway is a RARE, BRIEF moment of serenity, of calm, of a tiny cocoon in which we can shut out all the screaming NOISE.
Sure, open the shade for takeoff and landing, because topography can be cool. You can say goodbye and then hello, but in the air? C'mon, Slate writer, stuff your bad take here
https://slate.com/life/2024/07/flying-is-better-with-an-open-window-shade.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us
Cancelled Canciones: Santana, you are cancelled?
Santana: Why?
CC: Because of your song "Gypsy Queen"
Santana: It's actually called "Black Magic Woman"
CC: They're the same song, separated by a slash mark.
Santana: You can't cancel us anyway, we're Latino and African slash Afro-descent.
CC: Not that white guy, Gregg Rolie. We'll at least cancel him.
Santana: OK by me. No me cae bien ese cabrón anyways.
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