Husband: My therapist says you're a bully.
Wife: You go back and tell her that's wrong!
Husband: I don't think therapy works like that.
Wife: Well, then I need to have a few words with her.
Husband: Maybe you should have your own sessions with her.
Wife: What? And what am I gonna do? Talk about the problems I'm having with you? That's why I told you to GO to therapy! So you could get fixed!
Husband: I might need to bump this up to two sessions per week.