Lucky Moran: I kid you not, once upon a time, we'd go to hotel rooms and hump like bunnies. Don't know why that, now in our fifties, we go on vacation - a getaway, just the two of us - and all she wants to do is sleep.
Otis Redwing: Maybe you wore her out. Heh heh,
Lucky: I know when you're being sarcastic, dude. I'm serious here, this is a serious situation! She's all like, 'You need to romance me' ... and I'm like, 'Baby! I took you to IRELAND! Hotel right on the LAKE! $500 a night! and that's not romancing you?'
Otis: You're saying not even in a five-star?
Lucky: Not even in a five-star! I was all like, 'I'm gonna go get showered' and she's like, 'Fine, but it won't do you any good. I'm a QUEEN! Tonight, I don't have to spread my legs for NOBODY if I don't want to and I don't want to!'
Otis: Oh man, I feel for you, I really do.
Lucky: Yeah, so she's asleep in 10 minutes, so I just chugged down everything in the mini-bar.
Otis: Turning a $500 a night into a $650 a night.
Lucky: You got that right.
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