"Jesus says we should love others the way we love ourselves."
"So what's that mean exactly?"
"When you're hungry, what do you do?"
"Get myself something to eat."
"When someone else is hungry, what should you do then?"
"Tell 'em to get themselves something to eat."
*sigh* "What if they don't have any money?"
"Tell 'em to get a job."
"And what if they can't get a job?"
"Then they probably brought it upon themselves. God says you reap what you sew, right?"
"Yes, you do. Yes, you surely do."