Billy: I been wonderin' . . . why is it rappers always have to call our their names in their songs?
Joe: I think it's because they keep forgetting who they are.
Jim: Wid' all dem crazy names, who kin figger it out?
Bob: Maybe it's to help all their listeners figger 'em out?
Billy: So, which izzit? Izzit because they're too dumb to remember their own crazy names, or izzit to distinguish between 'em . . . y'know, cuz it all sounds the same.
Joe: Yo! Sh**! BUMP BUMP BUMP! HO!
Jim: I think it's a little from column A, a little from column B.
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