Friday, March 20, 2020

Overheard at Booth 3: Rappers Name-Out

Billy: I been wonderin' . . . why is it rappers always have to call our their names in their songs?

Joe: I think it's because they keep forgetting who they are.

Jim: Wid' all dem crazy names, who kin figger it out?

Bob: Maybe it's to help all their listeners figger 'em out?

Billy: So, which izzit? Izzit because they're too dumb to remember their own crazy names, or izzit to distinguish between 'em . . . y'know, cuz it all sounds the same.

Joe: Yo! Sh**! BUMP BUMP BUMP! HO!

Jim: I think it's a little from column A, a little from column B.

Bob: WORD!

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