Monday, May 16, 2016

Overheard at Table 2: Trump v Cameron

A big man with a bad comb-over spews through pursed lips: "I hope to have a good relationship with David Cameron, I think we can have a good relationship, but it's up to him.  I don't think we're going to have a good relationship, because there's a problem, and this problem with our relationship is that he does not have his tongue in my rectum.  I don't know why he won't put his tongue in my rectum, it's a very nice rectum, very nice.  A big, beautiful rectum.  It's already got a lot of tongues in there.  Putin's tongue is in there.   All of the Republicans who are smart guys - I mean the smart guys, not the nasty guys - all their tongues are in there.  I think David Cameron's tongue will be in there too, if not by the convention then definitely by the election.  Then there won't be any more problem."

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