Douglas: So how'd your interview go?
Michael: It went pretty well. The recruiter went through my qualifications, then said, 'but there's curve ball they just threw out - you gotta be able to speak some Spanish' So I told her I did speak some Spanish. Wife from El Salvador. We talked for a bit. Told her I wasn't totally fluent, but she said that was good enough.
Douglas: Think you'll get to meet the client?
Michael: Hope so. But then, when I told Analisa, oh MAN! She was all like 'Why did you speak Spanish to her?' and I said, 'Because she's a recruiter! She needs to be able to shop me to her client that I speak Spanish - the only way to do that is to SPEAK SPANISH!' and Analisa's like 'Is she hot?'
Douglas: Oh boy, what did you say then?
Michael: I said, 'No way, she's hideous! Festering boils, warts, FEA!' and then she said, 'Show me her LinkedIn! I wanna see her LinkedIn!' . . . so she pulls up her LinkedIn and there's her profile of this steaming hot Latina and so now I'M in the doghouse just because the recruiter is good looking!
Douglas: Dude, you always said you liked Latinas because they get jealous.
Micheal: It's not the jealous part that gets me. It's the retribution part!
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