Saturday, July 13, 2013

Overheard at Booth 3: On Our 8th Wedding Anniversary

The Woman: I know you say you love them and all that and I really do thank you for helping me raise my kids, but they're teenagers now and they really need your support and you need to stop hushing them and acting like they're bothering you and always getting on to them for talking back to me and I know they're rude sometimes but you're always on their case and if you don't start acting like the father that they need well I don't know how much longer this can go on and Thomas really needs you right now because he's crying out for a dad figure and God knows I don't want him around his bio-dad but at least he acts the way a real man is supposed to act and Ginny she just needs some man to look up to as a dad and she can't do that with you because you never stand up for anything and she needs someone to help her look for summer jobs and how can she use you as someone to look up to when all you are is some guy who's been stuck in the same job he hates for 11 years and what do you think, you've been really quiet this whole time, what are your thoughts?

The Man: My thought is "Whoo hoo.  Happy Eighth Anniversary, Honey."

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