Sunday, March 18, 2012

Overheard at Booth 2: Sanitorium

Man, I really hate election years. At some point some doofus always brings up the English Only carpaydiem in order to rally the small minded, the ignorant . . .
- the vigilant . . .-tees!
yes, those! I mean, Sanitorium spewing about making Puerto Rico the 51st state if they learn English just shows the ignorance.
- How's that?
The PRs speak English about as poorly as they speak Spanish, which is, slurred and badly.
- Puerto Ricans: incoherant in TWO languages.
Absolutely straight up. I mean, who's he playing to? He's obviously not playing to the Ricans, he's playing to the same old right-of-nutbar in his own party - people he's already got locked down. The fringe . . .
- the only truth that Sanitorium speaks is that he's doing pretty dang well considering for every dollar he's spent, Romney has spent $60.
Gotta give him that. It's true that if they had had the same cash flow that Santorum would probably have tied up the nom about now. but something about that scares me even more.
- yeah, the "right-of-nutbar"of which you spoke?
They're on their way to the ultimate power grab. Carpaydiem! This year is not going to go well.
- Dang those Mayans were good. They knew the world would end in 2012. You think they foresaw a Santorum win.
I dunno. All I know is the letters of his name can be rearranged to spell "Mor Satun" - now, if those letters were something written by those Chik-Fil-A cows, what do you think the message would be.
- . . . spooky!

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