Lucky Moran: I heard this great bit of news on NPR coming here just now.
Otis Redwing: OK, shoot.
Lucky: There is a new antidepressant drug on the market. No more Prozac - whoo hoo!
Otis: I thought you stopped taking that a long time ago.
Lucky: Yeah, but the wife wants me back on it. Long story. Anyway, this sucker sounds AWESOME! It works in hours, not weeks, and it's in a nasal spray, and you huff it only twice a week.
Otis: Advancements.
Lucky: And THEN they popped out with the best part: the side effect is hallucinations! I'm like "Oh hell yeah, sign me up!"
Otis: You know, hallucinations are generally not a positive side effect for people suffering from depression. I don't really think you suffer from depression.
Lucky: I suffer from MANIC depression. My phases just happen to last decades.
Otis: I think you're already huffing the Ketamine.
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