Sandra: You won't believe this, but Bryan just said his first words!
Bree: Omigawd you must be so excited! Was it "mama"?
Sandra: You'll - never - believe it. He looked right into my eyes and said, "I'm a girl!"
Bree: Shut the front door!
Sandra: I knOW! Isn't it wonderful! She knows WHAT she is!
Bree: Kids these days, they are SOOO self-aware!
Sandra: We're so excited, we're going to have gender reconstruction surgery next month, just before her first birthday.
Bree: That will be SUCH a party.
Sandra: Mike is such a kidder, though. He says he knows a Moyel who'll do what he calls a "super-bris" ...
Bree: Do you think you can name her Bree-anne?
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