Monday, January 5, 2015

Overheard at Table 2: The Doctor's Advice


Two women sitting at a table.


“… and so after they’ve got me all prepped for the operation, right before they put the sedative in the IV to knock me out and roll me in there, the doctor is going over the post-op instructions again, and then she just pops out, ‘and no intercourse for two weeks’


“and I look over at my husband and I swear to God that man has a look in his eyes that is saying, ‘The doctor is saying my WIFE can’t have intercourse for two weeks!’


“I so wanted to punch him in the sack.  But there was the doctor and these prep nurses all around me.”


The woman’s friend said.  “You should have said something.  One of them would’ve probably punched him in the sack for you.”

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