Michael: and the hijab, I'm sorry man, but it just bugs me.
James: what's wrong with the hijab?
Michael: well, I been thinking about it and I just don't like it.
James: so you're some sort of feminist liberator or you just have something against religious expression?
Michael: nah it ain't got nothing to do with feminism or religion or anything, I'm just a hair guy.
James: you're a 'hair guy'.
Michael: yeah, I'm a hair guy. I love women's hair, especially thick, flowing, cascading long waves of black hair.
James: I think I get it.
Michael: yeah, and I know they got that hair. I KNOW they got beautiful waterfalls of hair, and it just drives me NUTS that I can't see it!
James: you got a problem. I don't even think they have a name for your problem, but you definitely got it.
Michael: hey man. I just love hair!
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