Woman: I'm sorry but Jesus said you just can't do whatever you want.
Man: Actually He did. He just said IF you want to follow Him you've got to carry a different burden.
Woman: Well, I don't know what all you mean by that, but He definitely said you'll go to Hell if you're gay.
Man: Sorry, Ma . . . but the only people He ever explicitly said could NOT be saved FROM hell are the greedy and the rich.
Woman: And the gays. The gays too.
Man: OK, Ma. Whatever. OK.
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