Friday, February 1, 2013

Overheard at Table 3: Jesus said you can't

Woman: I'm sorry but Jesus said you just can't do whatever you want.

Man: Actually He did.   He just said IF you want to follow Him you've got to carry a different burden.

Woman: Well, I don't know what all you mean by that, but He definitely said you'll go to Hell if you're gay.

Man: Sorry, Ma . . . but the only people He ever explicitly said could NOT be saved FROM hell are the greedy and the rich.

Woman:  And the gays.  The gays too.

Man: OK, Ma.   Whatever.   OK.

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